*casually looking through a magazine*
aunt: hey, are those the boys from the boy band you like?
aunt: how old is each one?
me: *points at faces* he's 20, those three are 19, and he's 18.
aunt: oh well that one *points at zayn* is the cutest. I would fuck him.
me: oh yea, who wouldn't?
aunt: ok, but that one, that one right there *points to louis* needs to come out of the closet already.
me: omg, you don't understand how right you are.